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Deep Water
Have you ever watched an "Airport" movie and wished the cast would get eaten by sharks? Your dream just came true with DEEP WATER, a disaster movie hybrid with some bloody great action but waterlogged special effects. The cast of characters is straight out of a 1970's Airport sequel. Aaron Eckhart (The Dark Knight) is Ben, the committed First Officer trying to get one last round-trip done so he can get home to his wife and ill son. Ben Kingsley (Gandhi, Schindler's List) play


Rich and Famous
They don't make them like this anymore. Thank the film gods. Stately, dull and a complete waste of Bisset & Bergen, RICH AND FAMOUS is a 1981 melodrama that manages to even make sex boring. Director George Cukor (My Fair Lady, The Philadelphia Story, Gaslight) turned out his fair share of film classics in the 40's and 50's, but this was his last, tired film. It's gasping on fumes as it reaches out to a past era of two hankie melodramas. Jacqueline Bisset (Bullitt, Airport) mo


28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
Fear is the New Faith....... There is a long sequence near the end of 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE that is so perfectly staged, so over the top in every way possible that I laughed out loud. It's absolutely, madly, hellishly perfect. Sadly, you'll need to suffer through so much graphic torture and insufferable death to get to that sequence, it's hard to recommend you stay seated. The Devil is in the details, as it were. Picking up shortly after the events of last year's "


The Great Flood
Seeing this was trending as the most watched film on Netflix on the lazy day after Christmas, I thought "Great! an old fashioned disaster flick", there's no better cinematic comfort food. THE GREAT FLOOD is kind of a disaster, but not in a good way. Drowning in ideas, and dragged waaaay under by one of the most annoying child characters in history, it's more sink than swim. We meet An Na and her young son in an opening scene so grating that I immediately wanted the kid to d


Hell of a Summer
Not nearly as funny or scary as it thinks it is, HELL OF A SUMMER is a disappointing writing/directing debut by Finn Wolfhard and Billy...


Megalopolis
Francis Ford Coppola is one of my all-time favorite film makers. "The Godfather", "Godfather Part II", "The Conversation", "Apocalypse...


Leap of Faith
More Elmer Fudd than Elmer Gantry, Steve Martin's 1992 misfire LEAP OF FAITH can't even save itself. I am a huge Steve Martin fan, but...


The Marvels
THE MARVELS is a mildly enjoyable, perfectly unnecessary final entry in the old Marvel universe, which makes its intriguing post-end...


The Boogeyman
Proof yet again that adapting a great Stephen King short story into a feature length film can be a tricky proposition, THE BOOGEYMAN...


Fat Man and Little Boy
If you want to understand just how great Christopher Nolan's new film "Oppenheimer" is, just compare it to the 1989 big screen effort to...


Zero Hour!
When Jim Abrahams and the Zucker Bros created 1980's comedy classis "Airplane!", I had no idea just how much they lifted directly from...


Venom 2: Let There Be Carnage
It’s official. Tom Hardy loves being in movies where you can’t understand a damn thing he’s saying. I’ve seen him as Bane in “The Dark...


You Should Have Left
If horror films were graded by the difficulty of their mysteries, YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT would fall into the level of a First Grader's ...


The Woman in Red
I'm a huge Gene Wilder fan. From "Young Frankenstein" and "Blazing Saddles" to "The Producers" and "Silver Streak", the man was a...


Sleepy Hollow
Visually interesting but living up to the second word of its title, SLEEPY HOLLOW is an empty bag of tricks that never lives up to its...


The Rental
An occasionally interesting take on the old “two couples rent a too-good-to-be-true beach house” story, THE RENTAL offers some humor, a...
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